General Hospital.........our House?

Which one should it be, hmmmmmmm............ I'm doing my best to joke about this, though I really feel like crying. I've come to the conclusion that a network really should pick up on my family's story. Injuries galore; it could make a great show! Since coming home my Dad has recovered from his bicycle injury quite nicely, though he still can't chew the tough stuff. Tirzah is on the mend from tearing her ACL and ripping her miniscus the day after I got home, and today the neighbor kid smacked Theodore with a two-by-four and broke his arm! While we we're in Israel Malachi visited the emergency room for some kind of cut.............who's next?! I'm not about to volunteer, my family has had enough of the emergency room, and I hope it's sick of us too!