The Lutheran Vatican

If you're lucky, you'll read this on a Thursday and thus have no reason to be offended-- if such ridiculous humor offends you. Yes, I am in St. Louis Missouri, known by some as: The Lutheran Vatican. What am I doing here? Um, taking a mini-vacation I suppose.......why am I writing about it in this blog? Dad and I stopped by KFUO today after chapel, and before attending Greek with the illustrious Dr. Voelz. To make a short story even shorter: Paul Clayton is going to interview me tomorrow morning at about 8:40. Therefore, disregard what I typed earlier about reading this on Thursday; if any of you are crazy enough to be up at this hour, surf over to www.kfuo.org and listen to me make a fool of myself live. For the sane, it will show up in the archives later; if I have a particularly vain moment I may even post the link on this blog.

I have no more complete thoughts left in my head this morning; everything is too busy. I plan to blame the very strong, but very delicious coffee I had this morning. In light of this dillemma I am going to take this opportunity to type a paragraph that doesn't make sense at all. As a writing consultant I often have nightmares about students who bring me entire papers in this style; especially when the paper is thirty pages long and submitted by a graduate student. My next thought amuses itself in recollection of Dr. Voelz sporting a combat helmet in his summer Greek class this morning. His stuffed weasel was also highly amusing. And speaking of the Seminary, my Dad was looking through his fourth year student directory and found a picture of Dr. Chambers in his second year; he looks exactly the same but with less hair, which is saying a lot since he doesn't seem to be balding yet. To end this highly disorganized paragraph, my thoughts turn toward Kristina's latest post and hippos in tutus rolling down hills chased by....was it alligators? This sounds fascinating, I'd love to hear more.

P.S. Ted Drewe's here I come!